We started walking towards the unfamiliar woods, strangely serene and quiet despite the sighting of family picnickers, dog walkers, joggers, cyclists and horseriders. Tick! Tick!
Was that a floppy eared bunny running off into the bushes? No, it was only a 6 foot
Ninja looking for his trousers. Tick! Tock!
What strange Wonderland had we walked into?