I just can't shake it, shake it, shake it.. No...

What does a $55 mocktail consist of these days?

1 shot of watermelon juice
1 shot of cucumber juice
1 shot of beetroot juice
1 shot of carrot juice
1 shot of red currant juice
1 shot of something (it'll come back to me eventually)
1/2 shot of parsnip juice
A splash of apple juice
1 shot of passionfruit juice (seeds removed)
Finished off with a decadent layer of taking the piss foam.